Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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