i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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