remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I can't put those talents on a resume
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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