Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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