I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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