i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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