I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I have post one night stand depression
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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