his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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