She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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