you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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