You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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