IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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