I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
did i just pee glitter
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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