And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Randomize
