well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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