You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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