Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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