found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
do nipples grow back?
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