he puts the penis in happiness.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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