I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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