Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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