You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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