I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.Â
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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