You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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