the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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