We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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