He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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