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• (906): View more from Michigan

  so... i had sex tonight

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  with a midget

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  nicccce tits for a little person

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings

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  I think incapable of making pants work send help

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