So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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