At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.