Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.