You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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