I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Randomize
