I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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