the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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