Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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