So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Randomize