He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm at about main and main street
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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