i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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