You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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