I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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