If that was your dad, he is hot
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.