Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??

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(850): View more from Florida

HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.

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(207): View more from Maine

He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired

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(850): View more from Florida

We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.

(931): View more from Tennessee

No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.

(615): View more from Tennessee

See now that sounds like drunk Katie.

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