haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore