my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.