Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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