if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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