i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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