There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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