Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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