im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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