Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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