yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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