So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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