We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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