Kareoke will never be a sober sport
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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