He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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