Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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